Onions have layers. Wyld Onions have whiskey.

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor. lol

wizasaur:

-prettyprettyplease:

ultraball:

paranoidrobot:

…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?

ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN

CONVERTING TO CATHOLICISM DOES NOT MAGICALLY GRANT YOUR DOG A SOUL.

WOW. EPIC CATHOLIC WIN.

I LOVE THIS.

bigbadblake:

Right now I’m laughing so hard I’m crying. This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

The most beautiful people we have known are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss, and have found their way out of the depths. These persons have an appreciation, a sensitivity, and an understanding of life that fills them with compassion, gentleness, and a deep loving concern. Beautiful people do not just happen.

“

—	Elisabeth Kubler-Ross (via caknows)

callmegreedy:

This kinda punishment I don’t mind dolin’ out *punishes severely*

callmegreedy:

Congratulations on taking creepy and WTF to a whole new level

Its Shark Week!

My acorn tattoo. My husbands nickname was Squirrel. Its just a wimpy way of tattooing something to remember him on my body. Maybe someday I will add a squirrel to it?

Bar Exploit

Dueling pianos were bad ass tonight.